Went to party after going on this brilliant course at work. Got a bit drunk. Did some of my famous anti-flirting (TM), although on the bright side the girl did say I had a very soft jumper.
Which on reflection, I do.
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Rob,
You may want to clarify what you mean by a jumper.... for the sake of your American friends.
Check out Wiki Jumper.
Although, you may actually mean the U.S. definition of jumper, in which case I have to admire your bravery and courage in anti-flirting.
Marvellous! I love this. I did mean my sleeveless, collarless dress. Though to be fair, I was at the end of my wash cycle.
Thank you, Jon, for pointing this out. I had already figured out that Rob must have been wearing a well groomed horse over his shoulders.
What has really thrown me today is that the "Tour de France" has started in "London." We (Americans) are notorious for our lack of knowledge of geography and I have to admit I really didn't know that London...is in France! Well, I guess you learn something everyday! Dazed and Confused in Cali. ;)
It's really quite simple Confused in Cali.
London is in civilised England.
Paris, along with all those idiot Celt nations, is in 'Europe'.
Everyone on the Tour is so drugged off their tits they don't know where they are.
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