Harness the natural zest, enthusiasm and love of life of hamsters by placing them inside your car tyres. This will take advantage of the 'hamster wheel effect' and add a natural, renewable source of power to your car.
Note that food for the hamsters would need to be fed through the air valve.
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And what would you feed the hamsters through the air valves? Air? I don't think you've thought this through.
They would need to be hybrid valves, Dan. Tsk.
it would be easier to liquefy the hamsters and inject them into the engine system - not unlike adding nitrous oxide.
of course, sales of hamsters would have to be licensed to avoid excessively powered cars.
(skinning the hamsters before liquefaction would mean that hamster-driving gloves could also be manufactured - for extra grip on the steering wheel....)
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