Mr Tourette

No one said December would be high brow

I just wanna...

I just wanna do something special for all the ladeez in the world

It's business time

Tuesday is the day you should be tuning into Flight of the Conchords.

But Tuesday is also nearly Wednesday.

And Wednesday is Business Time.

Flight of the Conchords

So now I am almost begging you to watch Flight of the Conchords.

It's about 2 boys from New Zealand (Brett and Jermaine) both in a band, living in America.

In this scene Brett has a new girlfriend, Coco, who he is on a lovely special date with. And he has written Coco a special love song.

Directions

My thanks to Mog for pointing this one out:

1. Go to Google.com then to 'Maps' above the search bar
2. Go to 'Get directions'
3. Type New York in the 'from' box and Paris in the 'to' box
4. Click get directions
5. See number 24.
6. Do a 'LOL'


In fact I did less a 'LOL' and more a 'PMP' (pissed my pantycrackers)

Best Comedy Characters

I have just got in, a bit pissed, and watching 50 Best Comedy Characters. It finishes some time on Wednesday I think. My top 10 would be:

1. Costanza from Seinfeld - 'the sea was angry that day my friend'
2. Kramer - 'giddyup!'
3. Larry David (Curb) - 'Beloved Cunt'
4. Newman (yes I know...) - 'because the mail never stops...'
5. David Brent (oh, you know) - 'Probably an entertainer third...'
6. Mike from Spaced - erm, just funny.
7. Joey from Friends - 'how you doin?' (Oh Come on, it's gold!).
8. Lainey (sein) - 'It shrinks?'
9. Bryan Potter (Phoenix Nights) - 'Yeah and I want to moonwalk, but life's a shithouse'.
10. Jim Royle - 'my arse!'
11. Larry Sanders - I needed 11 after all.
12. Marjorie Dawes from Fat Fighters (Little Britain) - and 12.
13. Alan Partridge from Brass Eye - 13.


HI: 8
DI: 4