Showing posts with label poultry stakeholder community. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poultry stakeholder community. Show all posts

Monday, 5 February 2007

Poultry Stakeholder Community

Today a Minister actually said the words ‘Poultry Stakeholder Community’ before Parliament. After the initial shock of worrying who this might or might not include, I realised that we are, as a nation, far more at risk of managementese than we are of bird flu.

The response should be similar however. We should simply slaughter 150,000 management consultants and dump them in a decontaminated grave in Staffordshire, to be rid of this curse forever.

I'd include myself but technically I'm on sabbatical.