Monday, 15 October 2007

Banana SKIN

I bought a lamp that gets turned on by my touch. Not like that. It actually lights up when I touch it. Oh, stop it.

I have been experimenting with other materials and the only other thing that turns my lamp on is banana skin.

I therefore conclude either:

1. That banana skins are real skin; or
2. We are all made of real bananas

Thank you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Or that the banana skin creates a connection between you and the lamp.

Have you ever stuffed your head into a box of bananas? Very warm - which is why it's a good idea to keep bananas away from other fruit - stop them being a bad influence on the apples, etc.

If bananas were people, they'd get ASBOs.

Anonymous said...

Forgot to add that bananas have a 50% match with human DNA - maybe that's what causes the lamp to light up...