Pickle

I simply must mention Elise's cat, Pickle. Pickle is a genius. SHE is the best cat I have seen outside of the fabulous Frodo on CatsthatlooklikeHitler.com.

So I felt Pickle must have a wider audience. I know I don't really have an audience, apart from a few kind souls reading my tat as part of their charitable work, but that's not the point.

I also know there's a limit to males talking about cats - George Costanza was right to be sceptical - and soon I'll start to come across as a desperado, sliding into bachelorhood, writing complaining letters to the council and generally stinking of piss.