What I think will happen
1. Australia will probably win the shagging World Cup because they're a bunch of tossers whose only meaning in life is to win at sport.
2. They'll beat India in the final.
England will crash out in the Super 8s because as a nation we don't care enough.
3. Australia will be beaten by Sri Lanka in a surprise result in the Super 8s but still qualify due to some absurd stroke of luck.
4. The top run scorers in the tournament will be Dravid and Mike Hussey.
5. England's highest run scorer will be Bell. Highest wicket taker (and this is where the problem is) perhaps Freddie.
6. Fred will have an awful time with the bat, will probably injure his sodding ankle again and I'll fall under a tube at Hammersmith one rainy May evening and will be allocated a chirpy Australian carer for the rest of my life by Tower Hamlets council.
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