Smug

If the post below was a little smug, I went out to our work summer party on Friday and got so pissed I was sick all over the stately lawns and, amongst several other misdemeanours, made so much noise during one of the Director's speeches I have just had to apologise.

My HI was probably 8 or 9, and my DI definitely a 9.9.

I also have scratch marks all over my body, I think from falling in a hedge, and have a black nail from trapping my finger in a door.

And I want to be your latex salesman.