Injustice

Why is it that the only Australian sportsman that I actually want to do well - the only one - is Harry bloody Kewell.

This fat idiot last played for Liverpool in the Champions League Final, 2005. Then he sat on the bench for 2 years collecting his £80k per week, nursing a tender groin.

Now it seems he is fit again, just in time for...


oh! the Champions League final 2007.