Tuesday 3 July 2007

Dilemma

So, I am 35 years old, and no longer really dance because I prefer to go places where you can 'hear yourself think'. I love a cup of tea and a good sit down on a Friday night, so that I feel great for the weekend. Let's face it, I am no one's idea of Pete Doherty, even though I once made Naomi Campbell laugh outside his house.

So, the question is, should I be joining Facebook?

People ask me to join, but if I do is it the equivalent of inviting your Dad along to a nightclub? Will I be wearing online corduroy? Moreover, will MI5 start some sort of file on me?

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