Saturday 24 March 2007

Bob Woolmer

Look, this is of course tragic and I can't recall anything as shocking for quite a while.

But the BBC report that the Police are quizzing Inzamam and Mushtaq Ahmed. Mushtaq, or Mushy as he is known, is a short, dumpy, rolypoly leg spinner who spends most of his time in East Sussex charming old women over their flasks of tea and home made battenbergs.

Mushy: Dumpy










The way the BBC report it implies they are suspected of doing it, and the thought of Bob Woolmer wrestling the lolopping and slothful Eeyore-like Inzy, with Mushy trying to throttle Bob's shins in the hotel room is I'm afraid ridiculous and hilarious. Is this more ironic policing?

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