Sunday 11 March 2007

Cricket World Cup - Hopes

What I hope will happen
1. England beat the Windies in the final with centuries from Lara and then Vaughan.
2. Australia crash out in the first round after losing to Scotland.
3. Ricky Ponting kills himself after someone points out the similarity between him and Jeanette Kranky.

Rick Ponting

Jeanette Kranky


4. Top scorer in the tournament will be Lara and Freddie.
5. England's top scorers Vaughan and Monty.
6. Matty Hayden, the committed christian, is caught in a Jamaican brothel with several aged hookers and, coincidentally, Sir Alex Ferguson is too.
Perv

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