Tuesday 27 February 2007

Internet Dating

I have a friend who is internet dating. Let's call her Elaine Benes, because she's choosy and picky about all men, just like Elaine.

Anyway, she is currently struggling to find any men who are a) funny and b) don't use emoticons.

I am sympathetic to this, as surely using emoticons if you're a man is just one step away from having wheels on your suitcase and sharing an umbrella with another man.

Just a little too delightful.

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